Source: God the Angry Snowflake, row 10

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Moral

Deuteronomy 28:58-68 threatens that disobedience will result in God sending His people back to Egypt in ships to be sold into slavery, with no buyers even wanting them — God endorsing chattel slavery as a legitimate covenant punishment (and, per a spreadsheet aside, fodder for modern fringe 'Hebrew Israelite' racial theology tracing to Frank Cherry).

Refutation

Deuteronomy 28's extended curse list (vv.15-68) is not a distinctively Israelite invention but follows, in both structure and specific content, the standard genre of ancient Near Eastern suzerain-vassal treaty curses — the closest documented parallel being the Vassal Treaties of Esarhaddon (7th century BC Assyrian royal treaty texts), which threaten treaty-breaking vassals with siege, cannibalism, exile, and enslavement in strikingly similar language and sequence (Moshe Weinfeld, *Deuteronomy and the Deuteronomic School*; Meredith Kline, *Treaty of the Great King*). Deuteronomy is using the conventional legal-literary form of its world to state the conditional consequences of covenant breach, paired immediately with an equally extensive list of blessings for obedience (28:1-14, comprehensive agricultural, military, and social flourishing) — this is conditional covenant-treaty consequence, stated to deter breach and drive covenant faithfulness, not a free-standing declaration that slavery is a good, praiseworthy institution in itself. The row's own appended commentary correctly notes that the Hebrew Mitzrayim denotes the actual place and people of Egypt, not a generic metaphor for bondage (a separate root, avad, covers 'to serve/be enslaved') — meaning the curse threatens a specific, literal historical fate, not merely rhetorical hardship. Strikingly, this threat converges with an attested historical event independent of any single author's foresight: Josephus (*Jewish War* 6.9.2-3) records that after the fall of Jerusalem in AD 70, Titus's forces held such a surplus of Jewish captives that large numbers were shipped to forced labor in Egypt, and the glutted slave markets left sellers exceeding buyers — closely paralleling 28:68's specific detail 'there will be no buyer.' On the honest text-critical question the row itself raises (pre-exilic versus exilic/post-exilic dating of parts of Deuteronomy): this is a live and legitimate scholarly debate (following, e.g., Weinfeld's Deuteronomistic-history model), and should not be overclaimed in either direction — ANE treaty-curse documents were commonly reissued and updated by later scribal hands while retaining an authoritative founding form, a recognized practice that keeps the dating question separate from the question of the text's covenantal meaning and function. On the appended 'Frank Cherry' reference: Frank S. Cherry, founder of the early-20th-century Church of the Living God (an early Black Hebrew Israelite sect), and later fringe movements in that tradition, applied texts like Deuteronomy 28 and Leviticus 26 to construct a modern racial-identity theology claiming a specific contemporary ethnic group is the 'true' enslaved Israel of prophecy. This is a modern, extra-biblical, eisegetical application entirely outside the text's own stated historical referent (the literal, historically attested enslavements of ancient Israel/Judah under Assyria, Babylon, and Rome) and is rejected by mainstream Jewish and Christian biblical scholarship as an a-historical identity-theology, not a serious exegetical reading of the passage.

Positive case

The blessing-and-curse structure of Deuteronomy 28 exists to make covenant stakes concrete, driving Israel toward faithful obedience by making both outcomes vivid and specific rather than abstract — the same document promises comprehensive flourishing for faithfulness. The historical specificity and multiple, centuries-apart literal fulfillments of these curses (Assyrian conquest 722 BC, Babylonian exile 586 BC, Roman-era enslavement after AD 70) reflect covenant-historical realism, a recurring pattern of documented consequence for covenant breach, rather than vague mythic threat with no historical accountability.

Steelmanned objection

A deity who threatens His own covenant people with literal chattel slavery as a punitive instrument treats slavery as a legitimate tool of justice, which is itself morally evil regardless of who wields it. Separately, texts framed as prophecy of a specific people's future enslavement have historically been co-opted into racialized identity theologies (as with Frank Cherry's early Black Hebrew Israelite movement), which is itself concerning regardless of the text's original meaning.

Incoherence of the alternative

Every surrounding ANE culture practiced slave-trading as an unremarkable feature of warfare and economics, with no comparable warning literature at all treating it as covenant curse rather than simple opportunity. If morality reduces to evolved or socially negotiated convention, ancient slave-trading practice is not objectively wrong, merely currently unfashionable by modern Western consensus — the objection's own moral horror at 'slavery as punishment' again presupposes the kind of objective, transcultural moral standard that a naturalistic account of ethics has difficulty grounding without smuggling in theistic moral realism.

Fallacy tags

equivocation

Sources cited

  • Moshe Weinfeld, Deuteronomy and the Deuteronomic School — on ANE treaty-curse parallels and the composition-critical dating debate
  • Meredith Kline, Treaty of the Great King — on the Vassal Treaties of Esarhaddon parallel to Deut 28's curse list
  • Flavius Josephus, The Jewish War, 6.9.2-3 — primary-source account of the AD 70 enslavement and glutted slave market matching Deut 28:68
  • Peter C. Craigie, The Book of Deuteronomy (NICOT) — on the blessing/curse structure of Deuteronomy 28

Scripture referenced

Deuteronomy 28:58-68, Deuteronomy 28:1-14, Leviticus 26

Confidence

concedes-difficulty-but-not-fatal

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